They do exist...

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
07/19/2017 at 09:30 • Filed to: None

I don’t believe my eyes. A clean, low(ish) mileage, STOCK, EM1 Si....

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DISCUSSION (28)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:35

Are you sure those pictures weren’t taken when it was new?

I haven’t seen one that clean in years.

MonkeePuzzle > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:38

eww. factory stereo and factory ride height? it’s like they don’t even like driving. they shoulda bought an EX if they hated life so much.

fintail > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:44

This would be Gone in 60 Seconds in many Seattle area neighborhoods.

RT > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:44

Finding a clean one of the gen before though, now that’s much harder. xP

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MonkeePuzzle
07/19/2017 at 09:45

This is why I couldn’t own this car, I’d ruin it

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:46

Sorry but this car is going to be butchered by the end of the month.

MonkeePuzzle > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:50

incorrect. you would USE it!

this car has been straight wasted for 70k, it’s time it got a chance to live.

red014 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:53

Saw one about a year ago here in Massachusetts in PRISTINE condition. No clue if anything under the hood was touched, but since the exhaust and wheels were stock (and pristine) I can only assume everything else was. Seriously, one day of exposure to road salt and 90's Honda aluminum rims are shot to shit—so this guy was completely devoted to keeping it pretty. So there are at least two out there.

Oh, and it was in the proper blue too.

MonkeePuzzle > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 09:56

eh, mine was better.

AND mine was cleaner underneath with 100,000+ miles. so...

meh.

boredalways > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 10:34

This is nice.

It also validates Flavien Vidal’s BaT rant earlier

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/nope-a-mint-fiat-panda-4x4-is-not-worth-bat-1797035784

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MonkeePuzzle
07/19/2017 at 10:46

Springs

Koni yellows

Sway bars

New headers

New exhaust

Rpf1's

Stage 1 clutch

Short shifter

See this is why I can’t have nice things

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/19/2017 at 10:47

At least it won’t be butchered by md

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/19/2017 at 21:47

this has to be fake. every civic older than 6 years has been modified with speedhole rear suspension that causes the car to shake more than

Kinja'd!!!

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/24/2017 at 16:36

I knew from the thumbnail that this had to be the BaT one. Been on the emails for a little while now, its fun to watch some of the bidding wars go on for some cars. Probably how I want to buy a car in the future, just seems like the best way to get something clean.

Holy shit, this one sold for $15k! That sounds like a good chunk of change haha.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/24/2017 at 16:39

But those are quality mods. Thats not a bad thing to do. Its bad when you list that as:

Cut the springs

Whatever autozone special shocks you find

Whats a sway bar?

Open headers

What exhaust?

SPINNERS YO

Stage 5 clutch for my extra VTECH

Dildo shifter

CB > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/24/2017 at 16:39

There’s one with about 300k kilometres for sale here in Saskatoon. I kind of want it.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
07/24/2017 at 18:11

Whoa 15k?!? It was still in the 6k range last i checked

Holden-SSV > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/30/2017 at 03:24

Semi-crazy buyer here. AMA

Will look nice alongside my ‘16 SS Sedan.

Holden-SSV > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/30/2017 at 03:28

Car will remain stock save the same Alex Motorsports Ti shift knob I’ve had for the last 15yrs.

Oh, and a really good security system.

Holden-SSV > MonkeePuzzle
07/30/2017 at 16:07

Agreed. First mod is going to be a can of Seafoam and a few canyon runs to blow out the “granny carbon”.

Two weeks can’t pass fast enough...

MonkeePuzzle > Holden-SSV
07/30/2017 at 18:24

wait, are you the buyer?

MonkeePuzzle > Holden-SSV
07/30/2017 at 18:26

oh! neat!

umm... will you drive it!?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Holden-SSV
07/30/2017 at 22:08

So which one is the daily now?

Holden-SSV > MonkeePuzzle
07/30/2017 at 22:35

Indeed! I’ve been looking for a low mileage EM1 for years now.

Holden-SSV > MonkeePuzzle
07/30/2017 at 22:36

Yup!

Holden-SSV > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/30/2017 at 22:37

Probably the Si.

MonkeePuzzle > Holden-SSV
07/30/2017 at 22:51

awesome!

I had a ‘00 hatch that i bought with 33,000 miles, transferred everything from an SI at 36,000 miles, and LOVED dailying it for the next 80,000 miles.

keep us updated as you get it and tell us all about it

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Holden-SSV
07/30/2017 at 23:10

Just wanna say...please keep it stock and I will love you forever.

I so wanted to bid but dam it got way out of my budget quickly